What's this about?

What's this party all about you ask? Well, see this interview made by "Q" and the turtle party founder: Alancar (A)



Q: HOLLY FUCK IN HELL!!! This party is so awesome I just came all over my computer!
A: Thanks, I'm glad you like it, you fucking perv

Q: So what's this party all about?
A: About important shit, that's totally necessary for the future of the RFN.

Q: Really?
A: Yes

Q: Can you be a little more specific?
A: Only if you blow me
*12 seconds later* (2)
This party stands for freedom and equality, as well as not taking yourself anymore seriously than strictly necessary.

Q: Well, I wanna join, but I don't have much cash...
A: Well I did say this party stands for equality, and I didn't just said it because it sounded good. No one will be left out cause they don't have cash. We are not going to require any sort of fee from our members.

Q: Wait, what?
A: Well, think about it. Since that economic stimulus bill a while back, things got like, real cheap. Plus, if I'm not the richest block around here I'm pretty close to it. Did you see how much money I gave for Tadin's university? Do you think I give a shit about it?

Q: So are you really serious about this or are you just joking?
A: I'm certainly joking, but I'm serious on my intent to make this party.

Q: So what are your immediate plans?
A: Well for starters, I promise to get a forum on the promenade if I get 4 more members. Then we are going to need nice stuff, like signatures and avatars. And from that point on I guess we just will have to figure it out as we go. Don't wanna plan to far ahead, this is a party you make.

Q: Isn't that just an excuse to be lazy?
A: Yeah? Well, I did your mom. Hows that for being lazy?

Q: I don't really care...
A: ... cigar


(1) - Not sexually...well, not exclusively sexually
(2) - In case that was too subtle, that was a premature ejaculation joke