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PostSubject: Turtle Party Manifesto   Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:20 pm

Turtle party manifesto

Article 1:

- All turtle party members are so fucking awesome, people in the streets look at them an react by saying: "HOLLY FUCK IN HELL!!! THAT GUY IS SO AWESOME I JUST CREAMED MY PANTS
- All imperial party members suck major balls, they must be pitied and trolled at every opportunity.
- Turtles are awesome
- The imperial party hates everything we love and loves everything we hate. They particularly hate chocolate and turtles
- Nothing is sacred: NOTHING!!!
- Everything is potential joke material. EVERYTHING!!!

Article 2:

- The Turtle Party values freedom and independence
- All official turtle party positions must be approved by 3/4 of their members by means of voting.
- If a decision is not unanimous such a fact must be announced.
- All polls must include at least one joke option and must be multi-choice
- All polls must remain open for 3 days

Article 3:

- Alancar is the pinnacle of human achievement

Article 4:

We are turtle lovers (mostly platonic)
We are legion, all of your base are belong to us
We do not forgive (imperial party members)
We do not forget (a good joke)

We are the turtle
Existence as you know it over
You will be assimilated
You shall service us (mostly sexually)
Resistance is futile
Resistance is futile
Resistance is futile
Resistance is futile
Resistance is futile
Resistance is futile
Resistance is futile


Tadin wrote:
Alancar wrote:
The sexy beast of politics [while referring to Obama]
Obama is a total PILF.
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